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Sophie Dahl

Is stupid hot. I cannee believe it.

I’d post one, but I can’t choose.

#Sophie Dahl #Hot #Ridiculously hot

nevver:

Neil Gaiman’s Graduation Speech Turned Into A Comic [full comic here]

nevver:

Neil Gaiman’s Graduation Speech Turned Into A Comic [full comic here]

“The rat symbolises obviousness”

“The rat symbolises obviousness”

#The Departed #The Simpsons

I’ve made a rather large list of things to do during my study leave before exams.

Nowhere on this list do the words “study” or “revise” appear.

#Hmmm #Good plan #Jack #This can't possibly go wrong #Though you should probably change that

I can’t remember what I was going to Google.

This is so fucking irritating.

#First World Problems #Google

Hmmmm.

I’ve been being really careful not to sunburn my face, but I think that my ears might be burnt instead.

#Sunburn #Urrrgh #I'll have #red #ears #for ages

JESUS CHRIST ALL-MIGHTY,

WOULD YOU LOOK AT HOW BIG ZACH BRAFF’S NOSE IS.

#It's huge #I'm not even kidding #I haven't got a picture #but you could google one #Zach Braff

versetheory:

The Photographer
by Tim Jarosz

versetheory:

The Photographer

by Tim Jarosz

(via klappersacks)

Listening to The Boy With The Arab Strap on vinyl.

Because apparently I’m “hipster” like a fuck.

#The Boy with the Arab Strap #Vinyl #Hipster

Heard some recordings of my voice today.

Me: My, you're sounding very middle class today.
Me: Why thank you.
Me: Don't you think it gets a bit irritating after a while?
Me: Oh god yeah. It must suck to be everyone else having to hear this talking at them.
Me: Mhmm, poor them.
Me: At least you don't have a regional accent.

#Posh Voice #Middle Class #LOLOLOL #That wasn't the recording #BTW #It was the fictional discourse of my #Internal Monologue

I actually kind of love your blog.

Anonymous

Oh thank you lovely Anonymous, for such kind words. I should write you fantastical poems by way of thanks, and bestow similar praises upon your surely delightful blog; but I shan’t, for I know not of your true identity. Like the damsel saved by Superman, or the child thrust into a world of luxury by way of their mystery benefactor, I shall never know the real face of my critic. Hiding away behind a mask of anonymity, perhaps to allow the courage to say these things. However, were I to complement someone in this manner I would use my own visage to do so, so that they could better understand the sincerity of my gesture. But such is life, I suppose.

~

Seriously though, thank you so much. I’m not trying to be mean for you liking what I’ve done, I just enjoy being facetious sometimes.

#Actually being a bit of a #dick #Sorry #Anonymous

"I don’t know where I’ve been, but I know where I’m going. To that volcano. I don’t want to fall in though; just want to warm my bones on that fire a while"

- Beck - Volcano

#Beck #Volcano #Modern Guilt

Raspberry-filled glazed doughnut.

SO DAMN FINE. I ALMOST CAN’T BELIEVE IT.

#Doughnut #I prefer that spelling to #donut #which just seems vulgar

nevver:

“She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies.”  — Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

nevver:

“She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies.”
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five