Neil Gaiman’s Graduation Speech Turned Into A Comic [full comic here]

“The rat symbolises obviousness”
Nowhere on this list do the words “study” or “revise” appear.
(Source: adamferriss)
This is so fucking irritating.
I’ve been being really careful not to sunburn my face, but I think that my ears might be burnt instead.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT HOW BIG ZACH BRAFF’S NOSE IS.
Because apparently I’m “hipster” like a fuck.
Anonymous
Oh thank you lovely Anonymous, for such kind words. I should write you fantastical poems by way of thanks, and bestow similar praises upon your surely delightful blog; but I shan’t, for I know not of your true identity. Like the damsel saved by Superman, or the child thrust into a world of luxury by way of their mystery benefactor, I shall never know the real face of my critic. Hiding away behind a mask of anonymity, perhaps to allow the courage to say these things. However, were I to complement someone in this manner I would use my own visage to do so, so that they could better understand the sincerity of my gesture. But such is life, I suppose.
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Seriously though, thank you so much. I’m not trying to be mean for you liking what I’ve done, I just enjoy being facetious sometimes.
- Beck - Volcano
SO DAMN FINE. I ALMOST CAN’T BELIEVE IT.

“She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies.”
— Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five